"I got this one!"
"Eiffel tower!"
"And pretty soon we'll have the swat team in here!"
"It's bright out!"
"Can you, like, quit staring at me?"
"You're the banana king"
"That's a pumpkin? I thought it was a jack-o-lantern!"
"You understand chemistry? The world is going to end, because you understanding chemistry and the world ending are both improbable events!"
"Our glass flask is kind of having issues!"
"Did you just light glass on fire? Wow, good job, you just figured out how to something physically impossible!"
"Did you spell "iron" wrong?"
"244!"
"25!"
"One of the answers to my algebra questions was 42."
"Holy help!"
"You got hit like 25 times?" "No, i got hit like 42 times."
"The sun giving birth to a flag?" "The sun giving birth to a pond? Is that really what you just said?"
"Guys, please stop with the 42 references!"
"Yeah, you're an epic failure"
"I am horrible at life." "Yes you are...I MEAN NO YOU'RE NOT!"
"People are like mattresses, some are firmer than others"
"The eye contact...the laughter...the dying"
"I like the noise"
"What is the meaning of yellow? It sounds like we're contemplating the meaning of life."
"My sister had a hamster named violet, but it got lost"
"maybe someone was holding up an exact picture of that scene when you walked past."
"I had to push in the chair because I almost tripped over the chair and I didn't really want to trip over the chair."
"The world is random"
"This is a class a fork! Oh for the love of forks!"
"Crystal, do you have a black marker?"
"This is the story of a man..." "That was the best second of my life!"
"You don't have to cry to be sad, it's true."
"Fire!"
"ufo flavored ice cream!"
"The answer is 42!"
"Wow that was signficant"
"I eat steak."
"el tigre es un gato con rayas!"
"Is that the abominable snowman? Oh. No, it's just some guy playing the piano."
"I thought it was a banjo."
"Wow, that is ridiculous."
"Sorry, i was practicing my Chris Martin face."
"They are some odd individuals."
"Crystal's like, you have spoken, let's add it."
"Maybe I better stop talking before you have like a documentary."
"We have no life."
"That was like epic"
"Best friend's best friend!"
"We could save the world from apparent distruction!"
"Alisa, do you have asthma? " "No why?" "You have weird breathing patterns!"
"Mr.Miller, why do you have fins?"
"No laughing!"
"As long as you don't die, you'll be okay!"
"Wow, you're a retard." "Who sings that?" "Me...to you."
"You're a professional yo-yo-er."
"Oh yeah, because there was a graph paper famine. Hey guys it's graph paper! Let's all line up to get some! Maybe we should pray to Mrs. Flemming so it doesn't happen again!"
"Ironic, do you want to try that one?"
"Water, water!"
"November 19 2008"
"Dear Mrs. Flemming..."
"Sing in the shower? How do you do that?" "You get in the shower. And then you sing."
"That ride pushed water out of my eyes!"
"There, does that feel better honey?"
"This is the trailer for Tenth Grade Chemistry: The Movie."
"Woah! Goodness gracious!"
"Just a reminder, we have 42 cars and 45 street cars!"
"Take off work early, go home, lock the doors, don't let her in, tell her you want the dog...do you still want that refund?"
"Poor Red, he's had enough of the fair." "Yeah, he's like it's not fair!"
"Knee contact may be possible."
"Hey, we were in this one earlier! It's car number one. So it's the same one! Like ONE!" "....OH I GET IT!"
"That sounds like a dying platypus!" "I have never heard a platypus, let alone one that was dying, but I can imagine that that would be what it sounds like!"
"Ew, there's two of them!" "THEY'RE TWINS!"
"I just had a sudden remembrance of you saying 'I grew up with puppy chow.'" "Why would you remember that one little insignificant statement I made!?"
"It will be hailing the size of trucks!" "Light bulbs!"
"What are you talking about?" "Well, Alisa-" "Why did I have a have a feeling it had to do with Alisa?"
"Luna has an ear!"
"Does Crystal ever lose her voice?" "I don't think so, why?" "Just wondering."
"Wow, it's 9:77 already!"
"Ish like a fish!" "I can't believe you just said that!"
"You know what I want? A cookie." *a few minutes pass* "You know what I want?" "Another cookie?" "No, a peach ring." *a few minutes pass* "You know what I want?" "Another peach ring?" "No, world peace." *a few minutes pass* "You know what I want?" "World peace?" "No, a lollipo."
"That was the best moment of my life! You were like four two and I was like 'I'm a nun!' Wow."
"Is that an anorexic pegasus?"
"Dip, you're a dip?"
"This water is warmy!" "Like a worm?" "No, with an a instead of an o." "Oh, but if we were German it would should like varmy!"
"Friendship happens!" "DON'T EVER SAY THAT AGAIN!"
"We might have a country day." "Yu mean I could dress up like I was from Ireland?"
"What is this, field trip day?"
"You got your license? I'm going to have nightmares about that."
"I like the owl by your stairs."
"Oh! Increased interest!"
"I'll have a turtle sundae."
"It's 4:54." "Oh, too bad we didn't wake up four minutes earlier." "So, it would be 4:49?" "Oh, that's nothing significant." "Then why did you say that?" "Mistake!"
"It's possible, but the probability of them existing is undeterminable due to the cosmos being so infinitely vast."